Perimenopause Full-Time Job Mug – Funny Pink Handle Coffee Cup

Nobody puts perimenopause on a CV, but honestly, they should. This 11oz ceramic mug says it plainly: "Perimenopause is a full-time bullshit job." No pay, no holiday, and the hours are all night.

Blunt, funny, and just rude enough to raise a proper laugh, it's built for anyone who wants their mug to do the talking before the first coffee of the day even kicks in.

• 11oz ceramic mug
• Full white mug or pink handle and pink inner — your choice
• Printed design on the mug
• Not personalised; there's no name or wording added
• Ideal for tea, coffee, hot chocolate, or as an everyday desk mug

Hand wash to keep the print in top condition, and avoid the microwave if there's any metallic detail on your mug.